In this world it’s milk or be milked, yeet or be yeeten
Why…why isn’t she wearing pants?
it’s more of a pussy out look
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Evolution of Nissan
My cat does this before throwing up
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“dude” but like romantically
“babe” but like platonically
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Damn, look how ripe these soda’s are. Almost ready for peeling.
oof….
Now this is perfection. nice and juicy
call that a freshlight
nothing like deep dicking an ice cold frussy
learning how to read was the biggest mistake of my life
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Today? Cancelled. Tomorrow? On thin fucking ice
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There’s a glitch in the matrix
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what if you woke up one day and you were hot
idk i’d probably open the window or something
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why this bitch throwin butterflies in that bong
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goodbye
The Giver, Lowis Lowry, 1993.
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